Irish birth control

Having strictly anal sex with your partner because you can't afford another child

Me and the misses are on the

Irish birth control

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Wild irish hoe

Noun A female who likes to get intoxicated on the cheap ghetto wine Wild Irish Rose

"Me and my girl are some wild irish hoes,all we like to shwill on is wild irish rose"

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Irish Hershey Fountain

When you pour Jamesons Irish whiskey down a girl's butt-crack and tongue her asshole whilst consuming the drippings.

"I just partook in a lovely Irish Hershey Fountain this fine eve. Now I must brush my teeth."

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Irish Blame

The way groups of people blame others for their own stupidity or inadequacies. For example, the way the French and Germany blame UK for the all the craps EU, Blacks blaming whites in US, Irish blaming drinking for their problems, Arabs blaming Israel for their chaos and Moslems blaming Christians, Cubans blaming US for the shit of communism and Castro, Africans blaming colonialism instead of holding their leaders into account…say the list can go on forever!

Amanda: Oh why can't U maintain a lasting relationship?

Mandy: Because all my mother-in-laws are shit.

Amanda: stop abusing Irish blame!

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Irish Calculator

When an Irish or Irish Amercain looks at an aisan kids paper to avoid doing work

Teacher: Hey Patrick stop looking at Wei Hans Paper he is not your irish calculator

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Irish Repair Kit

A bottle of whisky and a glass. Used to mend any injury done to a man's body or soul.

Life got you down lately? Keep the Irish Repair Kit handy.

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Irish Tag Team

An Irish Tag Team is when you have a threesome with your best friend and a motherly figure.
This is open to members of both sexes, and the best friend can be of both sexes as well. The motherly figure does not have to be related, just a motherly figure.

an Irish Tag Team has parts kinda similar to some plot points from

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