Whan Move

This adverb/verb expression is used in place of the term "dick move" when faced with websites or organizations that classify it is a vulgar sexist expression since males and females can both have dicks. The expression is named after Mike Whan, head of the United States Golf Association.

Organizing a golf tournament, and then changing the qualification criteria to exclude one golfer, is a real Whan Move.

was the move

Explaining that you are so glad you made the right call!

The past tense version of "the move"

Damn, girl, that chewy granola bar was the move.

Slow moving glacier

When you pull out and blow your load right at the top of her arse crack and slowly watch its work it’s way down. Like a slow moving glacier.

I went hard at her doggy before pulling out and creating a slow moving glacier

Brad move

A brad move is when you do or say something super low to someone.

Same concept applies to brad jokes.

*Brad tells his wife she should better go make him a sandwich coz this is what women are for*

The crowd : "WOW, such a brad move....."

we have decided to move forward with other candidates at this time

The last thing you'd wanna hear after a job interview, especially when you thought you did well

*receives email notification*
email: We HaVe DeCiDeD tO mOvE fOrWaRd WiTh OtHeR cAnDiDaTeS aT tHiS tImE
Me: FUUUUUUUUUUUU

Moving Marv

The almost attractive guy who you would have an interest in, if your standards were lower,who you only start talking to the week before you have to move out of your apartment on the third floor with no elevator. Then you never talk to him again.

Steve: I was talking to Sydney last week and I helped her move and now she won't respond
Teddy: Man you were just her Moving Marv
Steve: What...

move the cat

An otherwise-pointless and often repetitive action that stands in the way of what you are actually trying to accomplish. So named for a cat’s habit of sitting on your keyboard when you are trying to type, and continually returning when taken off of it.

I want to cook a nice meal for myself, but my roommate left her papers all over the kitchen counter again. I’m getting tired of constantly having to move the cat.