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An acronym For “dick appointment Dave does you” these daddy’s are always better in bed then other daddy’s.
Daddy Dave - I’m off to see daddy save tonight
An Acronym for “dick appointment Dave does you” and he is usually the better in bed then other daddy’s
Ex. Daddy Steve doesn’t have stamina
Always go with daddy Dave
I’m off to see “daddy Dave” tonight
The most sexiest man alive , very sweet & charming , dreamy , daddyish. Hella fine
Sexy af
cutie know everything and everyone the best person in the world and should be treated like a god he also gets al the bitches (mostly guys tho)
person 1: dave cakes is so hot everytime i see him i faint
person 2: ikr
a really bizarre anecdote that someone pulls out of their ass, or maybe it's real.
Oh what an X-files story. It sounds like a Dave story.
Davee , coolest girl i've ever seen in my entire existence - she's soo cool and friendly!
she loves playing games INFACT SHE'S A PRO GAMER TOO-
whilst being CUTE AND JOYFUL TOO!
Davee is so elegant and I always learn so much from you!
I love davee!!
Davee!
Dave The Magical Cheese Wizard, otherwise knows as Wisi (pronounced Wizzy), is the most powerful wizard in all the lands. He controls to oceans of cheese flowing through the world. He controls the moon (made of cheese), he even controls the universe itself. If he is ever released from his eternal prison, the universe as we know it will be destroyed, and so will all of the multiverses.
Guardian 1: "If Dave The Magical Cheese Wizard is released, we're gonna get fired"
Guardian 2: "Yep."