A fat dude who is built like an otter and has the smallest dick in the world and already is dividising a plan to shoot up the school
What the fuck is that honey? ITS A JASON! RUN UGLASS
The coolest dude you’ll ever meet. He’s kind of an ass but he is the best friend you’ll always need. He’s got your back and great jokes. He’s the most sincerest person you’ll know and he’s hella honest. One of a kind and kind of easy to fall in love with.
That dude Jason is the one I’m going to marry tbh.
Jason
Jason is a gay guy who likes Aryan. He is sometimes dumb and had a 92 percent average in science last year.
Jason is the one that is always words but no skills. He fucking curses a lot, than goes on to get rejected my everyone else. He’s a bitch.
Jason’s a BITCH
Jason is short, white, ripped man with a backwards baseball cap and is 100% a fucking tool. Probably plays lacrosse or is at least a rich bastard going to USC on a fake lacrosse scholarship.
1: Yo, did you hear Jason got caught up in that USC scandal?
2: of course he did, he’s dumb as a brick and can’t pkay for shit.
Jason is the king of potatoes, and is most likely irish.
p1-omg is that Jason!
p2-Omg Yeah! He probably has so many potatoes!!