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A day when your enimies let their guard down thinking that you have forgotten there is a score to settle
from this day on, any time your kid leaves this house to go to school, go play, see a friend, to buy a fuckin' comic book, you're gonna have to ask yourself: Is today... Jimmy Shaker day?
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Inde music and movie producer who started with Sugar Hill Records then went onto produce/direct Lenny Kravitz, and others. He's known for being involved in socially-conscious causes and working for youth rights, environment, anti-racism, and other causes.
Jimmy Spice Curry has some hot new tracks on that album.
One of the best programs TeleToon and Jetix (unfortunately Disney XD) aired in TV. It's about a boy named Jimmy Two-Shoes who hangs out with his 2 best-friends Beezy and Heloise in a city named Miseryville making awesome stuff all over the city. His mission is to make things happier, something the governor of the city, Lucius Heinous the VII (father of Beezy) can't tolerate, and will do anything to stop him.
- Hey dude, let's watch some chill' stuff that premiered in Disney XD
- I don't know. You know Disney XD's shows so fucked up
- It's Jimmy Two-Shoes
- Seems funny. Okay, turn on the TV.
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A plastic sandwhich bag and a rubber band used instead of a condom.
The liquor store was closed, but i was so horny i used a Boston jimmy hat.
A George and Jimmy ball is a tennis ball that has two holes cut in it, so that two men can put their penises in it at the same time.
Person 1: Hey guess what I saw Daniel doing!
Person 2: What?
Person 1: He was using his George and Jimmy Ball with his brother and I walked in on it! It was more disgusting then that time i saw you giving that chick a hot carl!
Person 2: Dude, that's not cool.
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He has the biggest cock on the planet and is only 14. He has had sex with 331 different women, and has probably fucked your mom. He wants to be a train conductor when he grows up so he can keep running trains on these hoes.
BTI: dude I think Big Meat Jimmy is coming to my house
Zeyy: oh no hes gonna fuck your mom just like he fucked my mom
BTI: 😥
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A game played to test the personal threshold of pain. Also known as "Kick me in the Jimmy" Or "Jimmy Kick". The male seeking to master pain tolerance will ask another person to "kick me in the jimmies." That person will then kick the kickee multiple times in the crotch. The kicking only ceases when the kickee (one being Kicked) gives in.
Stevo from jackass asked an entire fourth grade school class to line up and kick him in the jimmy one by one, as hard as they could. They kicked and kicked, "Kick me in the jimmies!" he cried.
After 14 kicks, a skinny, blond girl ran up to him and smashed her foot into his crotch as hard as she could. A soft crunch was audible as Steveo sunk to the ground with a whimper.
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