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Having cum up the vagina for so long that it produces a chaffing sensation
I heard Julia is suffering from jizz chaffee
yeah she kept it up there for too long
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A practitioner and proponent of semen retention. See also No Fap.
Jeez, all I did was told an onlyfans girl I thought she was hot and I was suddenly ratio'd by Jizz Lords telling me how jerking off was going to ruin my life and drain my energy....
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The liquid on top of yogurt that most people throw away or stir in.
What's the liquid on top of my yogurt? Yogurt jizz.
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A term used to describe a rather 'slutty' woman. A jizz packet generally means the female in question has been around the block a few too many times.
Man: Oh, wow, she is HOT!
Woman: You don't want to hit that. She is a total jizz packet.
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Rag used to wipe cum off a surface like Stevens face
Shit I don't have my jizz rag
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The act of cuming over a persons back during intercourse.
Would Jizz Whipple on that?
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I'd definitely Jizz Whipple on that!
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1) Ejaculate that ends up in an undesirable location, typically as a result of masturbation. For example, on a keyboard, laptop, computer monitor, a pet. May cause damage and will always require unpleasant cleanup.
2) A horrible person whose conception is viewed as an tragic accident. Usually a total motherfucker and a douchebag and usually a male.
Implies that their father's semen should not have come in contact with his mother's egg for the better good of humanity. Example: Adolf Hitler.
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"I just had a major jizz accident. My keyboard is soaked in cum".
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"Donald Trump's dad should have pulled out"
- "Yeah, he's such a jizz accident".
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