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A term used to describe a rather 'slutty' woman. A jizz packet generally means the female in question has been around the block a few too many times.
Man: Oh, wow, she is HOT!
Woman: You don't want to hit that. She is a total jizz packet.
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The act of cuming over a persons back during intercourse.
Would Jizz Whipple on that?
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I'd definitely Jizz Whipple on that!
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when you go on top of a tall building in times square with a lot of males and ejaculate off the building causing the jizz to spray down onto the tourists
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Jizz Feet is a term used by males after getting out of a shower that did not drain properly. A male nearly always jerks off in the shower, thus leaving him walking around with sperm on his feet after getting out of a shower that did not immediately drain.
The shower was fucked at the hotel room, now I gotta walk around with jizz feet all day.
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Someone who collects their semen over the span of a few years in the hopes that someday they will be able to neak it into the food of someone that they dislike.
Did you here that Adam is a jizz collector? You better not get on his bad side.
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1) Ejaculate that ends up in an undesirable location, typically as a result of masturbation. For example, on a keyboard, laptop, computer monitor, a pet. May cause damage and will always require unpleasant cleanup.
2) A horrible person whose conception is viewed as an tragic accident. Usually a total motherfucker and a douchebag and usually a male.
Implies that their father's semen should not have come in contact with his mother's egg for the better good of humanity. Example: Adolf Hitler.
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"I just had a major jizz accident. My keyboard is soaked in cum".
2)
"Donald Trump's dad should have pulled out"
- "Yeah, he's such a jizz accident".
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A male/female whose face has been covered in so much semen that he/she resembles a monster.
Don't be afraid Tom, this isn't a real monster, it's just a Jizz-monster.
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