To be responsible around irresponsible people.
Guy1: "do a shot bro1"
Guy2:"I can't, I need to drive"
Guy1:"come on, don't pull a Julie on me"
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A crazy ass bitch who thinks she's in charge of everything
Julie Tipton was here again!
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Another month relating to masturbation, but in this month, no form of lubrication can be used
You thought Destroy Dick December was rough? Wait until Dry July!
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Send Logan titties for a surprise.
Hey itβs July 8th time for some tits
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This day is when the most cute people are born your smart talented fun to talk to and not always willing to share what's wrong but your kind and lovable
July 3
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If you were born on July 3rd, You're a little furry who hails America and is very GAY!!!!!!!!!!!
Guy: Hey it's July 3rd, My birthday!!
Other Guy: Oh that explains so much bruh
Guy: What
Other Guy: Yeah :3
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This is the birthday of the most amazing people. They are best friends because of how compassionate and funny they are. Theyβre probably the type of person you can talk to about deep stuff but also be a crackhead with. They accept you no matter what and will stick by your side. Theyβre also probably down to kill for you if you asked. Be sure youβre ready to do the same for them because whoever is born on this day deserves the world.
Oh, your birthday is July 15? Can we please be friends? Letβs go out sometime and get some donuts or something!!
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