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verb: When you're fucking a girl and ur friends are all watching from the closet in Rangers/Oilers jerseys, u proceed to ejaculate porn-style on her face and then beat the living shit out of her, breaking her nose, causing a strawberry shortcake and knocking out several of her teeth.
I didn't really like fucking Samantha that much, it was really good when u guys helped me out after i climaxed, video taping and helping out with the Mark Messier afterward. Now I am a millionaire from selling copies of the video on the internet.
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is a person who is in the lack of wippeing their ass after a bowel movement.......
akward.
tip:
wipe front to back. ------>
eww, joey what are ya doin? dont fuck marla she has skid marks!
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An extremely insecure little guy who screams instead of talking. He has a severe hatred of women and loves talking about killing them. Mark Bidets are also extremely racist, homophobic and transphobic. Mostly because of the insecurities. Bidet is a strange species, claiming to be an oppressed white male until called racist, then immediately screaming “OMG I’M CUBAN!” Will eventually self destruct.
“That Mark Bidet is a particularly whiny little bitchcake.lolz”
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Mark Texiera the best first basemen in all of major leauge baseball. Plays for the awesomest team in major league baseball (New York Yankees)
Mark Texiera is such a beast
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Bro, that is one nasty damn skid mark on that device of yours.
Dude, did you see the skid marks on that device we just used?
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to stretch out a story for an extremely long period of time. Can also be used as "marking it up", where the marker is marking the situation up.
I just listened to this guy tell the classic "chicken crossing the road" joke. It took that guy like 15 minutes to tell the story, he totally knows how to mark it up!
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