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A condition where you are not thinking properly. Not in your normal state, not working with your normal faculties. Out of your gourd, feeling crazy enough to do something you would never normally do. Generally considered to be related to the odd behavior of heat stroke victims or victims of exhaustion, conditions that people who would pick cotton for a living in very hot or very stressful conditions might end up suffering.
"What did you do THAT for? Are you out of your cotton-picking mind?"
"He's babbling like an idiot, like he's out of his cotton-picking mind."
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Yeah, mind your own beeswax and search something else
Guy 1: Hi
Guy 2: GO AWAY AND MIND YOUR OWN BEESWAX
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When someone attempts using flawed logic to make you believe what they are saying is true.
Billy tried to do a back door mind trap on bobby. Bobby was too level headed for that bullshit.
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Vaginal Vulcan Jedi mind fuck= when your woman uses her pussy to fuck your mind and the time space continuum up, leaving you paralyzed.
Dude, me and the girlfriend were arguing last night, then she pulled the vaginal Vulcan Jedi mind fuck on me, I'm out $600 bucks.
Something someone says when they are mad at or are stunned by person.
It is also something Dane Cook wants to say.
If someone was running into a burning building with bare feet, a person would say, "Are you out of your fucking mind?"
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When you're trying to remain calm, but your words fail you.
"What did you get on your report card son?"
-"Never don't mind about a thing."
"Hmmmm... CHOTTO!"
When a father screws up a seemingly simple task, this is the explanation he will use.
Mom sent Dad to the store for an 8 pound turkey, but he misread the label and brought home a 20 pound bird.
“Dad, couldn’t you tell the difference between 8 pounds and 20 when you picked it up?”
“DADDY HAS SHIT ON HIS MIND!”