Mud Monster

When you're having to much fun that you wouldn't notice that you were covered in shit.

"My friend and I we're were mud monsters in the backyard."

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Mud Digger

A person who plays with a butthole.

Person A: “Do you ever hang out with Brandon anymore?”
Person B: “No, not since he tried to finger my butthole, damn Mud Digger.”

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Stuck in the mud

To foot-fuck someone up the ass.

I got stuck in the mud last night.

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mud-cuddle

The act of two bowel pounders or fanny dodgers slipping each other a crippler in the spooning position or any other position which allows entery to include each and every inch, thus a mud-cuddle has occurred.

I say Barry my little fury friend, fancy retiring to bed and having a mud-cuddle?

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Mud Puddle

A Dirty Waffle, Shitting on someones chest, but with diarrhea, and also stomping with a foot, not hitting with a tennis racket

mud puddle

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mud whiste

Have no idea what this means. Jack Black used it to refer to Jason Alexander in the movie "Shallow Hal."

"Hey, mud whistle, I'm headed out with Rosie. Catch you later."

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Mississippi Mud

When you’re eating a girls ass and she shits in your mouth on purpose

Brian told me he broke up with Sarah because she Mississippi Muded him

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