muffin button

An affectionate nickname for the clitoris

All it takes it a little press of her muffin button and she'll come like a busted fire hydrant.

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Russian Muffin

Getting double fisted by an Englishman.

I pulled down Jeb's trousers and gave him a painful Russian Muffin.

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Dugan Muffin

Originates from the word dugan, although it sounds much, much awesomer. Used to describe something really crappy.

Me: Dude, science class was like a dugan muffin.

My friend: I know, it always is. My grades suck because her handwriting is like a dugan muffin expanding in my body.

Me: I haven't taken any real notes in two months.
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My friend: Dugan muffins, we have a test today and I didn't study.

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golden muffin

1. To obtain a prized piece of ass, oftentimes a woman who can cook a man eggs and turn him out

2. After a sexual conquest, the act of peein on the vagina.

1. When Rob found Gina, he really scored a golden muffin. She can cook a steak, and carries and opens his beer with her tits.

2. Steve gave Mary a golden muffin, effectively making his territiory

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ginger muffin

a girl who enjoys her muffin in the evenings and has ginger hair. just muffin if not ginger.

can ginger muffin come for a film

no shes buisy enjoying her muffin

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Dirt muffin

A person or animal that is filthy, but that you otherwise find endearing and love.

Ex. (talking to cat) "Mr. Buttons, what HAVE you been doing?!? You look like a total dirt muffin!!"

Ex. "I love you, but you look like a dirt muffin. Go shower before we go out for drinks."

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corn muffin

pre prepubescent homosexual (faggot)

some little cock suckin' corn muffin asked me if i wanted to buy some cookies.. i told him to go fuck himself

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