Nap hands

When you wake up from sleeping (specifically a nap) and you have no grip-strength. You’re unable to grasp and/or pick things up due to this weakness.

“Hey man can you pass me my water bottle?”

“Sorry man I can’t I have nap hands”

Nap asl

Something that is boring as hell.

Damn, that movie was nap asl.

bate and nap

When a masterbation session is followed by a well deserved nap

Isaac needed two hours before the movie for a bate and nap

Dirt Nap

The act of passing out drunk to the point were your buddies can't tell if you're dead or just snoozing. Dirt naps usually occur in Las Vegas where the beer flows like wine, and last longer than a regular nights rest. The term is normally utilized to denote the uncertainty of the person's return for the next day's festivities.

Hey, where's your buddy from the craps table last night? He was a riot! "He's out cold taking a dirt nap." will he be back? " I have no clue."

Nippity Nap

A term first coined by Anna DOLHANCRYK to describe a siesta lasting no longer than 3.25 hours.

She needed a second wind to attend the event tonight, so she took a nippity nap.

nap munchies

waking up from a nap so zooted and fuzzy that all you can do is eat a fuck ton food. the nap munchies often include weird pairings of foods.

dude I woke up and had the nap munchies so bad I didn’t stop eating for an hour and a half

Swigot's Nap

When you fall asleep when the sun is out, and wake up and the sun is still out regardless of what time it is.

Huh I woke up from my Swigot's Nap and I feel so awake!