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When a fat man(offensive lineman) is cutting weight, and is so hungry he takes a nap to stop him from eating
Bro I took a fatman nap yesterday
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When you wake up from sleeping (specifically a nap) and you have no grip-strength. You’re unable to grasp and/or pick things up due to this weakness.
“Hey man can you pass me my water bottle?”
“Sorry man I can’t I have nap hands”
When a masterbation session is followed by a well deserved nap
Isaac needed two hours before the movie for a bate and nap
The act of passing out drunk to the point were your buddies can't tell if you're dead or just snoozing. Dirt naps usually occur in Las Vegas where the beer flows like wine, and last longer than a regular nights rest. The term is normally utilized to denote the uncertainty of the person's return for the next day's festivities.
Hey, where's your buddy from the craps table last night? He was a riot! "He's out cold taking a dirt nap." will he be back? " I have no clue."
The act of blowing your nose into a woman's moist vagina and then sucking out your snot to use as a lubricant for anal sex with said woman
He was in the middle of giving his girlfriend oral when he used her vagina lips as a ocala wet nap