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guys who made bloons or something
bloons tower defense 6 ninja kiwi
Girl 1: Hey watch this l, imma give that guy a ninja pipe.
Girl 2: You wont.
A slice of pizza that is equivalent to 2 or more slices of pizza; typically 2-3 slices as one.
Dude A: Yo, do you want slice of pizza?
Dude B: Ya man, make it a Ninja Slice!
Dude A: What is a Ninja Slice?
Dude B: It's like two to three slices of pizza as one slice.
A great content creator who specializes in ninja defusing and trolling
Did you see Wooden Ninja posted a new video?
A super stealthy sex servant that can spank a swollen stiffy for a sticky semen surprise, whack a whiskered Willy wonderfully with one hand, just jerk a johnson so gingerly, five finger a fat fuck stick forever, bare hand a beefy BBC and beat a bulky boner black and blue.
Japanese folklore, written on the walls of the finest oriental massage parlors, tells of the legendary stroke ninja. Although known far and wide as the stroke ninja, the locals simply called her キャンディス. With cat like reflexes, nimble fingers and a grip like the deadly venus fly trap, many a man has succumb to her relentless grasp. The few that survived gather, on occasion, to reminisce about the best rub-n-tug of a lifetime.
When you sneak a bar of xanax into somebody's drink
Dude what the hell happened last night at Beer Olympics? I was fine... only drinking natty lites until I just blacked out!
Bro you don't remember? Ahaha Taylor ninja barred the shit out of you!
The phenomenon where you poop and wipe your butt to find there's nothing on the toilet paper. It's as if you never pooped.
"Kevin, you won't believe it."
"What, Jeff?"
"I just had a ninja turdle. Made my life so much easier for a second."
"Good! We saved on toilet paper, then."
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