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THE EXCESS SKIN HANGING DOWN FROM A WORE OUT MUCH USED VIGINA RESEMBLING THE APPEARANCE OF A CHICKEN/ROOSTERS LOOSE DANGLING BEARD. SLANG FOR LOOSE VAGINA.
MARY STRIPPED NAKED AT TODDS PARTY SHOWING EVERYONE HER DIRTY CHICKEN BEARD JUST BEFORE SHE SANK THE BOAT IN THE POND.
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Bearded Frog is a user on www.amdforums.com now known as Pc Perspective www.pcper.com . He has a picture of an actual bearded frog in his sig and he is 1337
The Bearded Frog pwnZ j00 bitch!
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Sloane had started her period, and had not gotten her beaver waxed in over one year. She didn't shower regularily, and what became of her pubic hair was a bloody mess, clots of blood and hair. Her downstairs was more like a bearded axe wound than anything female.
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A wispy, dank layer of unkempt hair usually attached to the face of a tip-toed, sticky out arse, half-mast trouser wearing rocket spotter!!!!
Dave Roo ....'What the fuck is that on your face'??
Mike K .... 'It's a beard'!!!
Barry .....'Fuck off, it looks like you have shaved off your arse hairs and stuck them to your face to create an arse hair beard. Dirty Shit'!!
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Proof that you don't fuck with a guy wearing a baby blue I am a motherfucker shirt.
person 1: I heard epic beard man is smacking the shit out of someone guy who wouldn't spit shine his Stacy Adams
Person 2: Better call the Amber lamps
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1. When a man feigns a serious interest in sports, to make it appear as if he is more masculine (i.e.-heterosexual)
Bruce: The Cubs are on a serious roll, they've won six in a row!
Conscientous Objector: Can you name 3 players on the team?
Bruce: Um... Sammy Sosa?
Conscientous Objector: Time to shave that playoff beard buddy!
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The percentage of people in a given group with neck beard features, both physical and psychological
I walked in the door, but left as soon as I saw the high neck beard percentage in the room.
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