Another way of calling someone an asshole
You're such a fucking bum saggle
when you go for a poo and you have the worst ring sting known to man!
"They fired him for that?! Damn - he got bum-jobbed!" - Drab T-Shirt
A palm Massage of the rectum in which to remove the unworldly contents. Often sexual, this technique is primarily used for pleasure but can also relieve bowel tension.
(1)"That man is a Bum Chuffer."
(2)"She is clearly in need of the Bum Chuff procedure."
(3) "Would you please relieve my Bowels with a 15 minute Bum Chuffing?"
When your arse is extremely shitty from recent anal intercourse
She has a choocy bum from last night
A way to express disappointment or grief. Something to say when you're sad when talking to a bro.
Bro 1: Hey dude can you pick me up on your way to Dave's?
Bro 2: No way.
Bro 1: Bum dog.
...
Bro 1: Hey dude wanna go skydiving?
Bro 2: Not since I broke my knees.
Bro 1: Bum dog.
This is what is known as a dangle berrie, prior to that saying,. Coined by the Reverend doctor. Doug Mulray from MMM.
Bad night on the turps, had a big number of bum jubes the next day.