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When dog parents experience loneliness and depression due to the temporary absence if their canine fur-babies.
Sarah notices how much room there is in the hotel bed and becomes sad, wishing to be home with her dogs. Sarah is puppy-dependant.
When taking your girl doggy cum in her butthole and then put a leaf blower into her ass so your cum comes outta her mouth
Me and my girlfriend just enjoyed Angry Puppy
Doggy-style anal sex with a girl missing a tooth.
Bro 1: Hey, I fucked that girl last night.
Bro 2: The one with the lazy eye and no front teeth?
Bro 1: Yeah, I gave her the ol' Mississippi Mud Puppy in her brown eye!
December 18 National wear your puppy love shirt
friend1: Hey did you know it’s national wear your puppie love shirt day
friend2: No
friend1: well it is so we should wear them
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"AW!!! Look at all the horse puppies playing together!"
"Um....those are foals."
"What?"
"You know, baby horses are called foals."
"I'm still gonna say horse puppy."
A group of co-workers milling about and chatting, often said by a passerby left out of the idle conversation.
Warning of impending bust by management.
"Quite a puppy factory going on in your office."
"Alright, time to shut down the puppy factory. We better get back to our facade of working, the boss is on to us."
1)Imaginary vagina
2) Something used to piss Ashes off.
Sexy man : do you have a private puppy?
Sexy Man : o.o
Ashes (Elite): a private puppy?
Ashes (Elite): whatt?
Ashes (Elite): lol
Sexy Man: D:
Sexy Man: how do you not have one?!
Sexy Man: o.o