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hot piece of paper

A hot guy, usually one of a female's many conquests.

Damn Emily, I saw you with a new hot piece of paper today, you must be a speed reader.

by emilycoo October 11, 2005

5๐Ÿ‘ 22๐Ÿ‘Ž


rest stop toilet paper

Super low grade single ply butt ribbon found in the bathrooms of rest stops,service stations and most other public rest rooms.Contains visible chunks of wood pulp.15 sheets glued together qualifies as plywood.What name brands compare their product to and refer to as "the next leading brand".

I got splinters in my fingers from using that rest stop toilet paper.

by wolfbait51 May 9, 2011

58๐Ÿ‘ 15๐Ÿ‘Ž


John Wayne toilet paper

Inexpensive, single-ply, institutional-grade coarse toilet paper; from a joke. This stuff we use is John Wayne toilet paper; it's rough, it's tough, and it takes no crap off of anyone!

Barry in janitorial services went the passive-aggressive route when he was stiffed on his long-overdue raise. Suddenly, the two-ply Charmin was replaced by John Wayne toilet paper.

by Elvis Wearing a Bra on His Head September 11, 2005

133๐Ÿ‘ 42๐Ÿ‘Ž


Wet Paper Bag Scenario

Wet Paper bag scenario

Davidisom - this strike is like the wet paper bag scenario - Useless

by davidism1 August 9, 2022


brown paper bag test

An actual test, along with the so-called ruler test in common use in the the early 1900s among upper class Black American societies and families to determine if a Black person was sufficiently white to gain admittance or acceptance. If your skin was darker than a brown paper bag, you did not merit inclusion. Thousands of Black institutions including the nation's most eminent Black fraternity -- Phi Alpha Phi, Howard Univiersity, and numerous church and civic groups all practiced this discriminiation. The practice has 19th Century antecedants with the Blue Blood Society and has not totally died out.

Zora Neal Hurston was the first well known writer to air this strange practice in a public. The practice is now nearly universally condemned (at least in public) as being an example of "colorism". Particularly cogent modern day critiques can be found in Kathy Russell's "The Color Complex", Tony Morrion's "The Bluest Eye" (an Ophrey Book Club choice) and Marita Golden's "Don't Play in the Sun." The best known send-up of the pactice, however, is Spike Lee's scathing and hilarious 1988 movie, "School Daze."

"Though the brown paper bag test is antiquated and frowned upon as a shameful moment in African-American history, the ideals behind the practice still lingers in the African-American community" -- Rivea Ruff, BlackCollegeView.Com

by Bill Peters August 20, 2006

682๐Ÿ‘ 253๐Ÿ‘Ž


extrememe rock, paper, scissors

A version of rock, paper, scissors that is played so that the winner of each round gets to hit his opponet. If a rock wins a punch is delivered to the opponets stomach or face, if a paper wins a slap is usually apllied to the opponet's face, while scissors is usually a poke to the or chest or is considered 'null' and nothing happens.

A man died when he tried settling a dispute using extreme rock, paper, scissors.

by Zomby_Woof January 30, 2005

18๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Strip Rock, Paper, Scissors

Best game ever. Period.

We played a quick game of strip rock, paper, scissors, and before we knew it, we were completely nekkid.

by jackerman August 22, 2008

42๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž