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Nickname for a man, generally in his early 40's, who is still single and trying too hard to be cool. He is typically a huge Journey fan. He generally stays out way too late, comes home at odd hours and turns on loud music and tries his best to let you know he's a badass who can still party his balls off!
Yo man, I tried to get some rest last night, but Party Balls got home at like 3am and started jamming out to Steve Perry!
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Different groups or factions that have certain opinions on issues and attempt to convince the general public that their position is the correct path, in the hopes that they will be chosen to lead their country.
They all have problems. For example, the two major U.S. political parties:
A woman in a hot air balloon realized she was lost.
She lowered her altitude and spotted a man in a boat below. She
shouted to him, "Excuse me, can you help me?
I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don't know where I am."
The man consulted his portable GPS and replied, "You're in a hot air
balloon, approximately 30 feet above a ground elevation of 2346 feet
above sea level. You are at 31 degrees, 14.97 minutes north latitude
and 100 degrees, 49.09 minutes west longitude.
She rolled her eyes and said, "You must be a Democrat."
"I am," replied the man. "How did you know?" "Well," answered the
balloonist, "everything you told me is technically correct, but I have
no idea what to do with your information, and I'm still lost. Frankly,
you've not been much help to me."
The man smiled and responded, "You must be a Republican."
"I am," replied the balloonist. "How did you know?"
"Well," said the man, "you don't know where you are or where you're
going. You've risen to where you are, due to a large quantity of hot
air. You made a promise that you have no idea how to keep, and you
expect me to solve your problem. You're in exactly the same position
you were in before we met but, somehow, now it's my fault."
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The party voted for by the confused people of the United States, who also hate themselves. Usually likes to invade your life so you never have any fucking moment to yourself. They also love to raise your taxes by 100000% so they can fund shitty feminist SJW programs that will probably fail anyway. They are usually comprised of either men who are chronically unable to find a romantic partner and are as charming as a tired boxer dog or women who look like they could double as E.T. or the terminator with their exotic hair colours and lack of a balanced diet and could use an exercise once in a while.
DemocRat: *sniffle sniffle* 'So anyway, did you vote for Joe shiten, the Democratic Party nominee?'
Normal person: 'No you fucking neanderthal idiot, I voted Don the boss'.
DemocRat: 'Ok' *sniffle sniffle*
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a party for loads of young college kids to get wrecked out there faces. shag loads of birds and do loads of drugs
goin to a skins party tonight yeah, that means loads of beer drugs and sex. followed by waking up in my own or someone elses pile of puke
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A party in which all participants wear white. I used to think that a white party was meant only for white people but i learned that the "white" means that only white apparel and clothes are to be worn.
At our white party some ghetto fuck walked in wearing ghetto ass clothes that where not white... so we kicked his ghetto ass out.
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gathering of the pussy so girls can sync up the days they have their periods
Guy A: yo u heard wats going on at becky's tonight?
Guy B: yea its an all girl's thing
Guy A: wat a fuckin sync party
Guy B:haha yea
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When 3+ people have a conversation on a myspace status, thus far starting a riot of some sort. This trend started on 10:41pm on August 22, 2009 in Morgan Hill, California.
Jake: STATUS PARTY.
Katie: OMG YA!
Tyler: HELL YEAH!
Tara: so whats up everyone? :
Vicki: fish
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