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A wonderful movie starring Orlando Bloom (w00+! my sex god ^ ~), Johnny Depp (the awesomest actor), Geoffrey Rush, and Keira Knightley (he's mine, back off! ^ ^) in a wonderful action/romance/slight horror/comedy movie that deserves far better reviews than it got. It's an amazing movie, about as good as LOTR and that's saying something.
I have seen it six times and have it pretty much memorized
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A man who loves to raid another boys anal cavity. Such as Taylor and Max
Taylor and Max are butt pirates/bum ninjas
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Two flamboyant men who enjoy anal sex.
Conor and Mai are my favorite butt pirates!
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wen a man cums in a girls eye then kicks her shin. The woman will then hop around on one leg covering her cum filled eye.she will scream ahhh(arg) as she hopps because the man kicked her.
john and Wendy did the salty pirate dance in bed.
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Simple Peasant Folk usually of Gypsy origin and with low IQs. A road Pirate uses a Ford Focus RS as their vehicle of choice. They tend to drive very badly, often forcing other road users to pull over. A heirachy exists within this group based on who has the loudest exhaust. Road pirates can be spotted congregating in groups in public car parks and talking complete and utter bullshit about their driving achievements. Unfortunately as they drive so badly, in practice their only achievement is getting their car out of the drive intact.
Did you see that road pirate stack it on the bend?
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Individual that proceeds to steal everything you post on your facebook wall and post it on their wall without giving any credit thus taking all the glory of your genius.
That bitch is such a facebook pirate.. he stole my Lady Gaga video AGAIN and now he has 30 comments and I only have 4.
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During intercourse, in the well-known doggy style position, when the man is ready to ejaculate he will spit on her back. Once she turns around the man shoots his rope into her eye. When she stands up to yell back, while covering her eye the man kicks her in the shin. Then she will be covering one eye while hopping on one leg like Peggy The Pirate.
The girl I matched on tinder last night wanted me to give her a Peggy The Pirate because she is practicing for the local play of Moby Dick
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