road rules

some MTV show. Also see gay

if i have to see another episode of road rules, i will tear your spinal cord out of your back and strangle you with it.

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The 1.50 Rule

A 1.50 is when a girl gives a male one dollar and fifty cents to let her suck him off and yes swallow. Otherwise known as Reverse Oral Prostitution. The rule is the definition

Damm she really gave you a good o'l 1.50

Remember The 1.50 Rule she pays you to suck you off

You 1.50 lover, you've been giving 1.50s to every Bob-Tod Jones in the county.

You'd give a 1.50 to everyone in school you slut

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The 42 Rule

If they will do it for you, they will do it to you

Well she started screwing you while with another man, then she started screwing another dude when you were with her and you are now surprised? She pulled The 42 Rule on you, dude, she did it FOR you then she did it TO you.

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Rule 1

Every time you find anything you have to take a deep breath, yell YEET with all your might and throw it.

Player 1 : Dude I found this super rare important AND fragile thing

Player 2 : Remember Rule 1, my friend.

Player 1 : YEET

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rule 149823452

if you scroll down long enough in google, not matter the search term. it will turn to porn

"oh man all i googled was pictured of broccoli and now i see broccoli porn"
"i guess rule 149823452 was right"

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No Singles Rule

The refusal to buy single measures for girls at the bar.
Thus them getting more drunk than they would be & POW!
It has served myself & close friends very well in the past.

Dave - "I've got a date on Friday with Sarah, but not sure how things are gonna go?"
Steve - "Mate, adopt the No Singles Rule & you're in there like swimwear!"

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Rule Of Yeet

The word “yeet” means to throw or dispose of something using high velocity. “The Rule Of Yeet” is that you may not yeet an object that has previously been yoted.

He yoted the soda can which was previouly yoted. This broke the rule of yeet.

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