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After you find out your significant other has been cheating on you you go to thier house. Once they fall asleep you ejaculate on thier face without waking them up and leave immediately.
Dude I just gave Lindsey a vanilla slide!
Hot chick's mud wrestling... but surrounded by dudes proving them with fresh post-taco bell diarrhea to wrestle in.
Damn dude... that hot slide last night has me wanting to go eat some more taco bell!
Hot chicks mud wrestling... but surrounded by dude's providing them with fresh post-taco bell diarrhea for a nice hot, mud wrestling session.
Damn dude... that hot slide last night makes me want to go eat some more taco bell!
When you are completely naked and cover yourself in Italian olive oil before you run down the dorm hallway and see how far you can slide on your stomach. If not carefully lathered, the penis can catch and screech before tearing totally off resulting in a penisless man.
It was midnight last night and when I came out of the bathroom Logan was doing the Nelly Slide all the way from room 226 to 214
When a man sticks his erect penis in a man or woman's anus, while the man or woman being penetrated defecates on the erect penis, while the penis is thrusted in and out of the anus.
I can't wait to try the Mississippi Mud Slide
Every year on September 28th you have to go play soccer and score a screamer of a goal and slide on your knees.
peppermint scored a screamer of a goal and did a knee slide for international knee slide day
it is a weird slide across the whole classroom in a weird angle
that slide was so goofy
yea he was in a weird angle and sliding across the whole class
so they named it GOOFY SLIDE