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A Domestic violence act turned into a sport game invented by OJ Simpson.
I told that bitch come here, I aint playing football anymore, this is sock-her.
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Time for a shag, does anyone have a spare bed sock?
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Absolutely fucking disgusting. Only the mentally ill and the clinically insane do this.
Guy 1: Yea dude Becky has sex with socks.
Guy 2: What the fuck! Do you think she has schizophrenia?
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a young teen girl named savannah that likes to take cold baths full of ice , while been gagged by rainbow socks & tickled by mexicans , and fucked up the butt by a jewish man with a hairy chest.
you slobber sock on your socl
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When a chicks boobs are long instead of round like they should be.
Beth totaly has sock boob! Her boobs look like two flappy socks laying there on her chest!
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The sock monster is a mythical creature found prodominatly in Barrhaven Ontario but has since spread through to Canada's universities. When someone is passed out from a long night of drinking, the sock monster sneaks up on them, ever so quietly, and bites the tips off of their socks, leaving their toes to dangle. No one has ever seen or heard a sock monster in action, or know the where-abouts to their habbit but what is known is that the aftermath of the persons socks is quite a hilarious sight.
Damn man, Beaver just got bit by the sock monster. hahahaha
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A very revealing and tight speedo, especially in the front. More like a sock than a bathing suit.
Steve liked to parade around the beach in his cock sock.
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