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A device or process that appears/is claimed to help the environment, while in actuality causing environmental damage to use.
Person 1: You shouldn't use a piece of tissue to get a spider out of your home, it could hurt the spider! use a reusable plastic cup instead.
Person 2: Would you drink from that same cup afterwards?
Person 1: What no why?
Person 2: Well, a cup is harder to make than a tissue, and they both get thrown out afterwards, some real Spider Cup Technology you got going on there.
A cop that traps you in a web of lies.
"Those fucken spider cops always got me caught from lyin!"
Helicopters being all freaky and murderous up in the air with big evil blades the right size for death and the chop-chop slice-slice blood.
"Wanna take a sky spiders trip over NYC?"
"oH Hell NaW LEMMe EXPLaiN A THINg TO YoU"
The resulting prolific amount of bubbles that occur after a particularly large piss into a toilet.
"Man, I just pissed like Ogre from Revenge of the nerds"
"making some spider eyes in there, eh?"
The growing popularity of women wearing too long, too heavy false eyelashes chronically causes this condition.
John didn’t know what color Trish’s eyes were due to her spider eye.
Sarah didn’t need sunglasses, her spider eye cut the glare.
When a bukkake group cums into a jar for someone. This person then goes and finds the enemy and splatters them with cum, Spider-Man style.
This dude at work is such a douche, one day I'm gonna come in and give him a Surprise Spider-Man.
A term used if your from Mansfield, England if a situation is bizarre or makes you raise your eyebrows. Mildly shocking.
After watching youtube, Fail Army, seeing near miss...”Spiders!”