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Always on ya head, and in ya mommas bed. Stay stealing yo bitches without sympathy. Then makin em his baby momma
Jacob was with my mom last night
Damn did she have fun
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Jacob is a amazing guy but shy at first and not very social but has some friends and most Jacobs are a loving fiend and would make a awesome boyfriend and us awesome at cuddling Jacob lives to hang out with his friends a lot but most Jacobs are lonely looking for someone to spoil and love so if u know a Jacob don’t let him go and don’t get in his bad side he’s not afraid to fight and will do anything for his friends and anything to get the girl he likes to fall in live with him so if u know one don’t let them go never let them go Jacob is also funny always puts a smile on someone’s face and is a lady’s man to and if u are to date a Jacob he would never let u go and will love u till the day u die and once his heart gets Brocken it will take a while to get over it cause at the end of it all he wants is someone to love. Jacobs are very athletic to and it means a lot if u come to there sports games
Jacob: hi how are u
girl: hi I am good hbu
Jacob: good
girl: that’s good
Jacob:are u drake?
Girl: no why?
jacob: because it was gods plan for us to be together
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a scrawny white boy who wont shut the fuck up about his mustang
shut up your being such a jacob
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a fat over weight ugly piece of shit who has no life and all he dose is sit on his fat arse and plays video game he also likes to lie and he also has double staderds he especialy lies abou the HARD CAMPAIGN
(also he has a tiny penis)
jacob robinson:completed the hard campaighn
bob:kool
arfter school bob loked at jacobs achivments and noticed jacob robinson had only played on easy
the next day...
bob:you lier
jacob robinson: what
bob: you didn`t complete the hard campaighn
jacob robinson: i know it was to hard
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When a turn doesn't detach long enough for it to reach all the way from your butt to the water in the toilet.
I took a huge shit yesterday and a turd just went on and on and on and it became a Jacob's Ladder
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The word Jacob is associated with a person that is generous and kind but also very sexy. If you are friends with a person named Jacob you will always be happy and he is also very cool.
Jacob is so sexy
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Lady’s he will use you for your body!!!! don’t be fooled by his charm in the beginning he just wants some of that booty to hold at night and when y’all break up he will have a new girl within 2 days.
my boyfriend just broke up with me and already has a new girl... it hasn’t even been close to a week
i bet his name was jacob... smh
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