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A source of great sexual pleasure and gratification.
Holy cow, i'm horny. Hey Phil, where is your mom at?
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A comeback, way of saying hello/bye, the all around best insult ever although to many not insulting.
Billy: Hey fred ur gay!
Joe: Your mom!
Billy: Joe... my mom's dead.
Joe: That's the way I like 'em!
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A Large slutty woman with 27 penises that duplicate when bitten off, and she owes all her success to Brandon her Pimp
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A beautiful person with a uterus who has had one or more children and is still a bad bitch. They have beautiful battle scars that make them even more special considering they've just created a WHOLE HUMAN!
They are now entitled to doing whatever they please and their partner now has to do their part and take care of THEIR child so the moms can go anywhere for more than 10 minutes uninterrupted with no sass from their partners.
We much cherish the mother and their mom-bod.
Mom-Bod's are so sexy! I mean can you believe they just created a whole HUMAN!?!
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A mother whose parenting style is both very controlling yet very tender and warm. This is in contrast to pure authoritarian parents, who are controlling but lack warmth. Children with tiger moms often follow a strict regimen and live a highly structured life. Tiger moms want the best for their child but have unrealistically high expectations regarding achievement. Whether it's school or high-status activities such as music or sports, they expect their child to perform the best. No exceptions.
The good thing about having a tiger mom is that your time isn't wasted on meaningless things like reading UD definitions. You may also not realize it, but a highly structured life can be good for you (as opposed to unstructured and chaotic). The bad things include increased stress/anxiety, low self-esteem, and the maladaptive thinking pattern that you have to perform 10/10 on everything. Contrarily, moms who adopt an authoriative (NOT authoritarian) parenting style will teach their child that making mistakes and not doing their best is totally okay, and that there is no need to put down themselves. Authoriative parenting style tends to be more healthy for the child.
Tiger moms are mainly found within the Asian demographic, and therefore also labelled as the "stereotypical Asian mom".
Ty: Hey June wanna hang out with us?
June: Sorry gotta go study.
Ty: Really? But finals is still far away.
June: Yeah but you know how it is with tiger moms, heh...
Ty: Oh oof, no worries. Good luck.
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A brood of mothers who, in the course of "curing" their children, forget that they don't have medical degrees, and run non-scientific clinical trials on their own children with any drug or treatment not approved by the FDA. They will often give unsolicited and dangerous medical advice without an examination. The shrill tone of their discourse is often accompanied by violins played in martyr key.
Joshua tried to fight the needle again, but the biomed moms restrained him with the strength of the ignorant. They dismissed his rage, as "just another meltdown."
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The biggest whore in the world and my bitch. She makes damn good breakfast too
Dude, that chick is sure as hell James' Mom listen to her
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