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Beat Cakes

To have sexual intercourse with a woman.

Chad, Kevin, and DJ went to beat cakes on the streets of seattle the previous weekend.

by beat cakes March 20, 2009

21πŸ‘ 13πŸ‘Ž


bake cakes

The act of an unmarried man playing house with a female.

I heard Garys datin chickenhead Lawanda.

Yea i told him to just hit and run but he wanna bake cakes with the bitch

by Crackface July 1, 2007

9πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


Wedding Cake

Wedding Cake is the term used to describe the exact point at which a man can expect to losing the following:

1. Freedom
2. Sex
3. Friends
4. Manhood

At this exact point also, he will gain the following:

1. Chores
2. Celibacy
3. PMS
4. And a minivan

Dustin: "Jon I hope you know what you are getting yourself into!"

Jon: "Yeah man, everything is great."

Dustin: "I don't think you know what is in that Wedding Cake!"

by Devious Tuning February 12, 2009

9πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


Vanilla Cake

A white, or caucasian girl's pussy.

Anyone think there's too much vanilla cake at this party?

by Oneironauts July 16, 2012

9πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


princess cake

1. A kind of soft moist cake

2. Bart Simpson's new nickname in the episode where he has tea with his mom

3. A nickname for anyone who seems like a fag

1. That princess cake was delicious

2. Hey princess cake, do you want some princess cake?

3. That guy is total princess cake

by DizzyLizzy January 21, 2007

9πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


pineapple cake

Taiwanese Girl who exclusively dates Caucasian Men.

Wong: β€œDude, she is so hot, and we are both Taiwanese! Maybe that will give me a starting point for a conversation?”

Chu: β€œNah, Man, she’s a Pineapple Cake. Unless you’ve got pink skin, you’ve got no chance.”

by coleisfantastic January 20, 2018


Cake Dodger

One whom through sheer cheap-skatery denies his colleague the satisfaction of his or her OBLIGATORY birthday work cake.

A cake dodger will likely employ diversionary tactics such as changing the topic, Oh-shit-I-didn't-have-time excuses, monetary/financial excuses and the famous "Hey look behind you... No really there's someone behind you!" manoeuvre.

Also known as the lowest common denominator of human existence, a cake dodger should be met with nothing less than deeply seeded contempt and scorn.

Leo: Hey mate, is the report ready to ?
James: Shut up Cake Dodger!

by TheQiffMiffler August 8, 2016