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Last minute call/text to/from someone for a get together or a meet up.
Oh shit I just got the bat call from Bobby, let’s head over.
Having sex with a old woman
Sorry I didn't answer , I was knocking the bats out of the cave.
A long schlong covered in ingrown hairs.
Person: Hey man how’s your hairy bat?
Person: good a lot of the hairs are falling off!”
BECAUSE YOUR BATMAN !!!
Why is there a bat flying around my house?
Bat should bite if your not batman
When one feels frisky in the middle of the night and feels it's an opportune time to fornicate with their mate while in a sleeping state.
If you come into our room you may find us brown batting
A devil winged bat is like a night howler somebody whose eyes are as big and is dilated as possible who is constantly following you around like a little devil on your shoulder who has wings and can fly from one side of the room to the other and turn off every light right behind you without you seeing them and in front of you without you seeing them to close you in and cleans up and picks up everything you put down and try to come back to it before you even get to get back to it or you can see it and it's gone. So it sketches you the f*** out to the point you believe that hilariously like puppet dracula; it must want your blood/ party favors/ goodies in the basket.
My mother Nicole 1/3rd of the time is a DEVIL WINGED BAT, 1/2 SHY OF A TERODACTYL ON MSN AND STERROIDS WITH A HINT OF I JUST TOOK MY AMBIEN ITS OKAY I DONT DO PILLS, I JUST TAKE WHATS PRESCRIBED -love your little cluckie ass batty tee.
Working the night shift. more commonly know as the graveyard shift.
Would you shut up? I have to work bat shift tonight!