A large cuck, who spends a large portion of time messaging women about pointless topics. He is normally found in a herd attempting to mate with females, but is yet to succeed. He is constantly stuck in the friend zone and fails to take the hint and carries on with his life leaving a trail of tragedies behind him.
Person 1: where you going?
Person 2 gonna go sit 2 seats away from that girl.
Person 1: wow your such a ben schöpp
Benjamin Colclough is a rare specimen found in the deep dark caverns of Ela and Caviera's vagina. He also like to massacre dogs with pink pencils.
If you try to speak to Ben he will attempt to take you to his mum's hair salon to dye your hair red.
Oh shit run there's a Ben Colclough with his mum round the corner
A grey hound often found in his dads bed at night when his mums out plying baminton. Hes is commonly known for looking at little girls with pink pants. He admires his dad and his hairy nipples as it comforts him when hes stressed. Ben is not found in any girls beds.
Oh my god!
watch out ben ogden
is on the loose he could be in your dads pants in seconds
ben stands for lamo and is also a bot
did you see ben the lamo he is such a bot