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The act of receiving a blow job while eating a hot dog
I was getting a blow dog and I saw God
I got a blow dog yesterday and I told my friend Max about it and it blew his mind.
Me: Yo I got a blow dog yesterday
Max: Whoa that's so intense you literally blew my mind.
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When your buddy isn't blowing you right so you gotta blow him to show him how you like it.
Josh was dragging his teeth and didn't have the right hand motion so Kevin had to show blow him so he could do it right.
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v. Ripping down fatty rails of cocaine.
JD: We need to kick this party up a notch...
David: Let's blow face!
Entire Party: YES!!! BLOW FUCKIN' FACE!!
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A blow job to forgive transgressions
After a nightmare weekend with Suzie's insane fucking family she accrued quite a store of blow jobligations.
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The legendary, and most deadliest weapon to ever exist. Only the fattest and mightiest of the Akimichi may wield this ancient power. One shot from this, and an entire planet could be destroyed in an instant. How this works, is that the chosen weilder has a special type of fart gas, and when released, it can cause mass destruction. Basically, it is like a nuclear bomb that can be shot out of your booty, except it is 1 trillion times stronger.
Breaking News: A castastrophic Blow Horn Type 5 has destroyed planet Moksus.
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A small birthday cake purchased in additional to the regular cake. This cake is used to absorb the spittle blown when the celebrant blows out the candles, leaving the actual birthday cake uncontaminated so that all guests may enjoy it.
We had better get a blow cake for Uncle Lester's birthday so that he doesn't ruin everyone's cake like last year.
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What you get when sitcking your toe into a sea anemone. It sucks on the tip, therefore, a toe blow.
Even though we were worried that a rogue wave might take us down, we took off our sandals and got a toe blow.
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