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When you wake up and eat the butthole of your lover or acquaintance
Woke up and had a Breakfast Bagel this morning before the big meeting.
When one pours syrup on a girls nipple (most of the time big nipples) the said one pokes then slaps then flip the breasts (like a pancake) then yells "Would you like eggs with that" and finally cum on the girl
Ronald: I breakfast special Denny last night.
B.K.: I did the same thing to Wendy.
A sexual position, requiring minimal effort. Normally in a spooning or cuddling position, to achieve sexual climax.
“No thanks sweetheart, I’m going to rest up tonight, and enjoy a lazy mans breakfast tomorrow morning.”
When you crack open an egg on someones breast and then stir it around and use it as lubricant.
Hey Diego, how did you enjoy that Mexican breakfast served a la puta earlier this morning.
Trying to fart for a joke but accidentally shitting your pants.
Tj tried to fart into the mic but instead he made a hot Mexican breakfast.
When a women wakes a man up in the morning to perform oral sex on him while she simultaneously dips two finger in hot sauce and shoves it up his rectum.
"My wife always wakes me up with a Mexican Breakfast every year on our anniversary!"
When you stay the night with a member of the opposite sex, or the same sex if you swing that way, and you don't intend to have sex with them. But in the morning, you decide that you're going to have sex with them.
I went to her house last night, and wanted to get down but we decided not to. But I ended up staying the night, and then we had a breakfast fuck.