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who wants it? and yes. I'm giving it away and remember share share SHARE.
And trolls, DON'T GET BLOCKED
man: fortnite bad
guy: 19 dollar fortnite card
man: omg i need that
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Is when a card is swiped at a college cafeteria and without breaking stride, it is gently placed between the butt cheeks of the original swipee, from there the swipees friend can ever-so secretively remove the card from previously stated butt cheeks for a schmorgish board of dog shit.
(Reccommended butt flection for card stability and security)
I was so hungry and without a college id, that me and my buddy phil successfully pulled the nigerian card scam and those fat dirty, smutfaced lunchladies bought it, no pun intended.
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The card that blackjack dealers (among other casino games) discard during active play. Showing the card after a hand is considered poor etiquette as the card could have changed the outcome of the hand in the player's favor. The same principle applies to a girl telling a guy, who likes her, (or vice versa) that he would've had a chance with her, had certain circumstances were in affect. Making a heartbreaking outcome even more devastating.
Jack: "Hi, Jill. Would you like to go out this weekend?"
Jill: "Sorry, I have a boyfriend."
Jack: "Oh, I didn't know. No problem."
Jill "Yea we're talking about getting married. But you're totally awesome. If I didn't have a b/f, I woulda SOOOO gone out with you."
Jack: "Sweetie, never show the burn card."
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Something you can steal to buy V-Bucks
Bob: I'm better than you at Fortnite! Ha!
Dan: But I have your mom's credit card
Bob: *deletes Fortnite*
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Part of a common refrain when someone, typically a social justice warrior, complains about some other group of people doing something they do not like. The complaint is often something completely random and more often than not, utterly trivial. It tends to be related to the fictional concept of cultural appropriation, but it can be about any random complaint.
The implication is that the complainer is simply venting their own hatred towards their target group, and is looking for any excuse to spout their own bigotry.
Complainer: Using a fork and putting a napkin in your lap at a Chinese restaurant is racist and clear white supremacy!
Response: Those damn white people and their...
shuffles deck, draws card,
silverware and table manners.
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When, one male slides his "unit" through another man's ass crack.
i saw that silly guy and i gave him a man credit card
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Collectable trading Cards for persons over the age of 18. What started off as a porn movie prop was developed for distribution in 2017. Due to Printing Issues Bang Bros cards were rarely available, Many have found their way onto Ebay selling for hundreds of dollars. . DMCA Takedown ordered bangbros.com to destroy some of the product, Bang bros continues to deny existence of cards.
"I collect Bang Bros Trading Cards"
"I want a Mia Khalifa X-Rated Rookie"
"I will Trade you a Stormy Daniels card and Alaska "
- Donald Trump