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was fucking this young native Hawaiian Girl bareback and shot my hot cum into her tight young pussy as I pulled out I saw my hot cum dripping from her pussy making a Hawaiian Cream pie.
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Flipped. Bat shit loco. Coined by Dave Lister In the UK Sci-fi sitcom Red Dwarf episode "Bodyswap" after Rimmer makes off with Lister's body. Being a hologram, Rimmer had not been able to eat real food since dying and went overboard.
Food included cream cakes when "doing a runner" in Starbug and tried to bluff shooting himself to prevent Lister reclaiming his body.
Term used when somebody has gone nuts, and it can only be attributed to going as to be poisoned by cream cakes.
Rimmer: Leave me alone or you-know-what happens.
Cat: He's bluffing.
Rimmer: I'm not bluffing.
Lister: I think he means it, man. He's flipped. It must be cream cake poisoning!
In everyday use:-
Guy 1: Did you see Fred the other day? I think he's gone nuts!
Guy 2: Must have cream cake poisoning.
The opposite of Netflix and chill. Instead of watching Netflix and having intercourse with someone you decide to have a night to yourself and masterbate vigorously.
Guy 1:Hey man what you up to tonight?
Guy 2: I don't know, it's been a long day so probably stay at home and Hulu and ice cream.
Guy 1:You're pathetic.
Passing gas into your partners mouth as they are giving you a rim job.
Can result is the elusive and magical “El Diablo Azul” if there happens to be some romantic candles (or flames) burning close by for their exhale.
After dinner my partner was so full they barely had room for a Mexican Cream puff that evening.
When you jizz inside of a box, tape it back up and then deliver it to its destination.
Give that box the old UPS cream pie
Oh fuck not again I got UPS cream pied!
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when a chick and a dude are having sex and another dude walks in with whip cream and ice and pours it on another mans penis and licks it off.Then the chick squirts the whip cream into her vagina and makes both dudes suck it out. Lastly male 1 puts the cap of the whip cream into the other male's anus and pulls it out with his teeth.
YO! the colorado whip cream got to me last night.
neighborhood coke dealer, nuthing less then kilos.
score a brick from the ice cream man.
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