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Tongue Punch The Dirt Star

The act of placing ones tongue in another persons butthole.

Hello Ladies, This is my friend Chance. He would like to Tongue Punch The Dirt Star.Are you interested?

by Jdizub August 9, 2012

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up the old dirt road

The art of giving it to someone in the rear-end, usually from male to male.

Well, he said he was gay-for-pay, so I went up the old dirt road.

by Crazee Boy September 4, 2006

16๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


Red Dirt Rump Ranger

A homosexual from central Oklahoma. Derived from the area's famous red dirt, the term uses alliteration when combined with "rump ranger" to describe homosexuals of that region.

I met this guy from Oklahoma City...he was a real RED DIRT RUMP RANGER!

by ElKrampo7 May 15, 2006

16๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


tounge punching the dirt starfish

licking the ass of someone

i was tounge punching the dirt starfish on my girlfrind last night and she couldnt stop moaning it was amazing

by jeff monroe May 21, 2006

34๐Ÿ‘ 22๐Ÿ‘Ž


up the ol' dirt road

1. Metaphoric phrase inspired by the path taken by any organ or object inserting the anus, and proceding into the rectum. With the "Dirt Road" obviously referring to fecal matter and the rectal track.

After punishing Tracy's pooter for ten minutes, I flipped her over, face down, spread her cheeks, then finished her off up the ol' dirt road.

by Uncle Beasley September 4, 2006

8๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Dirt Clay Ice Driving

An actual lack of driving at all. All the trees fall down usually preventing any navigation of roads. If that does not happen then his central location is actually frozen preventing the Ram 2500 4x4 from movement.

Where is Clay this morning? It snowed so he is probably not coming in. Oh so he is out "Dirt Clay Ice Driving". Yeah I assume every tree has fallen or there is ice. My roads were clear! Yeah those falling trees and ice build up only happen in Laguardo.

by Big Whitey Ford February 21, 2022


Hog-Nosed Dirt Squirrel

A group of people or person that are/is crackheady', retarded, low-lives, inbred, or in general just dumb as two rocks fucking.

"Cleetus you Hog-Nosed Dirt Squirrel quit smoking meth everytime you do, you end up fucking the livestock!"... "One of these days your dumbass might actually fuck a female and knock up one of the poor bastards"

by Sly.Farron June 23, 2021