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1)chasity belt or
iron locked around a woman to prevent her from screwwing any one but you
2)a real hot bitch that loves to fuck only you and you alone
sammy haggar sings the words "yuo cant touch my one two three lock box"
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Three hole sex:
This sexual act happens when a man convinces a woman who digs him to do anyfucking to please her man. Consists of oral, vaginal and anal sex.
During sexual encounter, the dude will say shit like, "I want you to suck my dick long and hard, while moaning, "I want to cum in your ass."
An example of three hole sex would be:
"After we closed the bar? We
parked at the lagoon. Started out as a suck and fuck session. I think we must have had three hole sex - cuz every flippin time I fart? My asshole feels like I am shitting razor blades."
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The reason behind the theory that you can never really rape your significant other, because after three strokes, they'll be so into it that they won't want you to stop.
The three stroke rule in practice:
First stroke- No!
Second stroke- Don't.
Third stroke- Stop...
Fourth stroke- No, don't stop...
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the worst height to have. not quite petite, not quite average. people with this height often find themselves wearing heals or hemming their clothing.
Did you see that five foot three wandering around in the juniors department. Sad...sad.
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Ingredients: One cutting knife, One cucumber, One red Dixie cup, One Gallapagose Turtle, and One willing woman. Begin by placing the cucumber in the woman's butt and cut the cucumber which gently sliding it out of the booty and place the cucumber slices on the turtle. Proceed to have sex with the woman. When the point of climax is reached, pull out and "jizz" into the Dixie cup. For the finale, throw the semen on the turtle, pick the turtle up, and bust the woman over the face with it. Truly an all time fantasy fulfiller...
Gregory performed the Three Eyed Turtle on me last night and it was jizztastic! I hope I have bruises for the next year!
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The opposite of a Devils Threeway (2 men).
Two women in a threeway with one man. Also sometimes referred to as a 'Love Sandwich" though in my opinion that sounds super gay, which an angel's threeway is most definitely not.
Tom: Dude, hooked up with Katie and Sandra last night.
Josh: Aww hell yeah dude, an angel's three-way with those two babes must have been heavenly.
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The act of putting three dots at the end of a sentence that ends the conversation, implying that there is more to come, when really there isn't...
Okay, see ya later...
Hence, the three dot treatment.
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