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When someone puts a tennis racquet over your face and takes a raging dump through the racquet onto their face.
Dude I totally gave your mom an Awful Waffle lastnight
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The first Waffle. Made of stone by the Titan, Prometheus, it is a source of ultimate power. It must always have a keeper.
The WaffleKeeper is the only one who can use the Stone Waffle
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N. An alcoholic pothead.
Etymology - Describes a blacked out pothead's ass after he sits on the waffle iron. Typically only achieved with a BAL above .4%, some may find marijuana is not necessary to achieve this effect, but ganga has been scientifically shown to increase your odds of making waffles 1000%. Usually one comes out of his or her blackout only once one's flesh begins to char. Mmm, burned human ass flesh.
Dude, why the fuck do you have pot in your vodka? Your such a waffle ass.
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A move in foreplay where either partner takes two waffles and makes a makeshift teepee placing their genitals in between for the other person's amusement
Do you like my waffle House sweetie; I made it for you?
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A vagina that has some gross disease and turns blue and purple and oozes gross booger stuff and looks disgusting!!!!!!!!!
Blue Waffle vagina
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The interesting looking red impressions made on your butt/leg when sitting on a textured surface for a long period of time.
Usually only occurs while wearing a swim suit, athletic shorts, or other light garments.
We sat down on the pool deck and listened to our coach talk for 30 minutes. By the end, I had waffle ass from the tiles on the floor
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Some random bitch started it.. but who knows the definition to it ? Whom tf started this shit? WE DUTT ANY NIBBA WHO STARTED IT
Young Nibba: Medium Waffle
Cracker boy: What? I don’t have a medium waffle sorry bro
Young nibba: fuck off
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