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1. To mess up or to make a mistake
2. To misunderstand or misinterpret someone's conversation
"What the hell did you do that for?"
-"I'm sorry, I guess I pooped in the toilet."
Toilet paper that does not contain bones; cardboard/tube
At the cost efficient casino: “Oh look! They have boneless toilet paper!”
when u just did something that makes you the shit and everyone else weak
Deathsky: stars might walk on red carpet, but see I walkin on toilet paper because I'm the shit.
When you’re cleaning jizz off of your penis and toilet paper gets stuck to yours dick
“Dude after I came to a picture of Miranda I gave myself toilet paper dick”
When you run out of things to write about so you just reword the same thing over and over again
(imagine the spiral of a toilet flushing, going around and round.)
-/u/no-time-to-spare
"A hundred page paper due tomorrow. Time for a little toilet bowl writing."
The dried urine, dandruff, and pubic hair found on and around a toilet bowl.
Ex.1
Jane: Our guests will be over soon, have you cleaned up the toilet bowl confetti yet?
Jack: Not yet, I was busy washing the dishes!
Ex.2
Joe: Dude this party is hella dope. Where's the bathroom though, I got a huge dump tryin' to crawl outta my powdered donut, if ya know what I mean.
Bill: It's down the hall and to the left, but watch out for the toilet bowl confetti.
A schools version of cardboard
Mom “why is your butt red”
Me “because I had to use school toilet paper”