man v. food

a tv programme on good food about a guy who eats stuff, it's cool

guy who eats stuff: this is man v. food
guy who cooks food: i bet you can't eat 15 pounds of meat
guy who eats stuff: yeah I can
guy who cooks food: do it then
guy who eats stuff: aaaaargh! I'm too full, but there is only one bite left...
guy who cooks food: You did it!!!
guy who eats stuff: In this battle of man v. food
MAN WON!!!!!!

v-neck

A virgin, someone who hasn't had sex.

You still a v-neck?

40 year old v-neck

[]D[][]v[][]D

a sweet way to write pimp using brackets a couple capital ds and a v.

dude1:man why all the girls be talkin to you?
dude2:cuz im a D v D

fortnite v-bucks

fortnite v-bucks is something that people will waste money on for buying new guns that don't even work and other things that suck.

Hey I dumbly spent all my money on fortnite v-bucks

V-tronix

Street Vendor that peddles "sound merchandise"

The veetronix by that van sold me these phat speakers.

v-tape

when yo tape is v sided

daym marcuel have a v-tape

Dibbed (v.)

1. When a guy refrains from hitting on a girl because his mate has 'dibs' on her.

2. When a guy won't get with a chick because one of his mates has already got with her.

3. When a girl can't get with a guy cause his stupid friend likes her.

4. When a girl can't hook up with a guy she likes because his other male friend and her were once seen flirting.

Eg: Despite Rebecca being all for it, Danny wouldn't get with Rebecca because his mate Andrew had dibbed (v.) her.

Eg: Mandy couldn't hook up with Daniel because their mutual friend Jason had dibbed (v.) her.