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Those fat, ugly, trailer trash women on talk shows, like "Jenny Jones", "Jerry Springer" and "Maury", always bitching about who's the father of their babies.
Another talk show cow bitches about her stupid problems.
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To display prodigious talent or wealth; floss; ball; showboat; show-off.
"Critics wonder will I last long/Even though I show my ass on my last song"- Rick Ross, "Cross That Line"
"I let my pants sag (why)/so I can show my ass (kiss my ass)" -- Jim Jones, "Reppin' Time"
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A game where two people show their penises to each other while beating off and see who can jizz on the other person first. Sometimes played in the office for juvenile amusement.
Mr. Shittington beat me in a penis showing game and shot jizz all up in my mouth. I loved it! Wanna play me?
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A lewd light show is when you pull down your pants and lay on your back, with your exposed rear end in the air. then, break open a bunch of glow-sticks, and pour the neon ooze inside of them, onto and/or around your anus region (it is recommended to have people assisting). then when the time is right, or for those more talented, you must fart. thus, launching the neon colors into the air, creating a beautiful array of colors showering down on you and your friends.
Man 1: yo man, did you catch the halftime show last night?!
Man 2: nah i missed it, what happened?
Man 1: aww it was amazing! after hannah montana finished her last song she called 30 kids onstage!! then all the lights went dim and we couldn't really tell what was going on, when all of a sudden the most beautiful blossom of lights exploded from where the stage had been. it was the most amazing and only surprise lewd light show i've ever seen, i nearly wept.
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a show airing in New Jersey and New York, produced by comedian Floyd Vivino from 1974 to 1998. Target audiences include children, stoners, geniuses, weirdos, and creeps in general. Funniest show ever.
The Uncle Floyd Show
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A facebook-hosted webcast featuring D.P. Todd's Kirk Hards and Kris Joyce.
Guy 1: "Hey dude, a new ep of the Kris and Kirk Show is up!"
Guy 2: "Legit, how neat is that?"
Guy 1: "Pretty fucking neat!"
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When in the backyard and giving it to a girl from behind in the ass in front of a crowd of people.
I was at a bar-b-que last week and Troy gave pam a backyard show pony.
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