Ya-ya-ya-ya Yeet

When you throw something 20 miles from where you are.

Bob: Where's the baseball?
Billy: I Ya-ya-ya-ya Tested it.
Ya-ya-ya-ya Yeet: Threw Far

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National yeet hydro flask day

November 2nd is the day when you can yeet the hydro flasks

National yeet hydro flask day Yeet the hydroflasks

Yeet your shortest friend day

go do this now

yeet your shortest friend day is amazing

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National yeet a short person day

On October 21st, you can throw anyone under 5' 6". No permission required.

Boy 1: What day is it?
Boy 2: October 21st
Boy 1: Isn't that National yeet a short person day?
Boy 2: It is?
Boy 1: How tall are you?
Boy 2: 5' 3*
Boy 1 proceeds to yeet boy 2

Yeet Skeet Tickle My Feet

The worst phrase to say when just trying to say something random.

James: And that’s how tha-
Marley: Yeet Skeet Tickle My Feet
James: What the hell?

ya ya ya yeet ya

when your too swag for life

ya ya ya yeet ya

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Yeet your short bestie day

October 24 is a day, where you get to yeet your best friend. But it's forbidden for shorties ;) It's only meant for all the tall besties :P HAHAHHAHAH

short friend: Hey bestie! :) Guess what day is coming up?
Tall friend: Uh.. Slap ur tall's bestie booty day?
short friend: yeah >:)
Tall friend: guess what, short bestie?
Short friend: what?
Tall friend: well, it's almost "Yeet your short bestie day!"
Short friend: NOOOooooo