short boy, who is a mommy’s boy that apologizes for everything and will break a girls heart and fat shame people.
tony: hey at least i can fit in the ocean
and don’t look like a cow
anyone: rude
A boring person with no humor, that can't take a joke.
Mia: *joking* are you pregnant? 😂😂
James:bro you're weird.
Jay:bro you're a tony
Sweet guy, a big people pleaser, and acts like a typical blond though. He will talk your head off about the things he is passionate about. His friends can be jerks though. Tony beats around the bush and sometimes is a sad betty. He says things are fine and then ruins a good mood bringing up silly things that he said wouldn’t bother him once before. Tony is polite, and can be a nice guy to get to know but watch out for that friend group. Sometimes people thinks he gets pegged only because Tony sometimes doesn’t know how to stand up for himself. He also doesn’t make sense sometimes when telling a joke. Adventures with him are fun though.
“Dude you’re still sad about that old truck you sold & the old barn that was torn down? You’re such a Tony.”
Girl 1: “Omg! Tony is a cutie”
Boy1: “i hear he gets pegged by his gf”
Girl1: “Now that I’ve thought about it… he looks like joe dirt :(”
Tony is the most handsome, kind hearted man you will ever meet.
He has so many strengths and very few weaknesses.
His weaknesses only make him stronger.
He works very hard to be successful.
He has a lot of ambition.
He will make all of the women in the world melt.
He is better than he knows.
He shouldn't be afraid of not pleasing the one he loves because it is his heart that shines brighter than anything.
His intentions are good.
He is strong mentally and physically.
He is the man you take to your whole family to meet.
He will protect you.
He is husband material.
He cooks, cleans and is very intelligent.
He has so many great hobbies and qualities.
I want to marry Tony and have one boy and one girl. I want to explore new place with Tony because he will protect me.
He’s the best friend you can have. He has a
versatile knowledge of automotive mechanics. And he’s the only Guatemalan nigga the smokes dank zaza daily.
Ayo tony wushannin’ bro, I’m having problems with my car, and all my friends say that you’re the only guy that can fix it.