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Someone (you know you are a liar if you say you dont) who is always sure to look down into the toilet before they flush their shit down.Probably because humans deep down inside expect the bowl to be completely full one day.
Were just four wild and crazy guys a' turd lookin'.
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A deadly assassin released from the bowels.
An extremely bad smelling piece of excrement. One that may cause harm by its odour. 'Oh my God, someone left a James Turd in the loo!'
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the sexual act of one pulling a turd out of the anus like climbimg a rope.
"hey you freaky little bitch i got a turd hanging out of my butt. tug and climb it like a rope,common be a good turd roper."
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Often confused with "herd immunity" by people who don't want to get a vaccine even though they are able to get one. They believe that because most people around them get vaccines, they won't get it. Herd immunity works when the population that is able to receive vaccines gets them to protect people who are unable to get them(like infants), but it does not work if members of the population that is able to receive vaccines refuses them and tries to join the same class as babies and those with allergies.
Man 1: "Aren't you going to get the polio vaccine?"
Man 2: "Nah, I'll be protected by herd immunity"
-Later-
Man 2: *crippled by polio*
Man 1: Turd immunity doesn't protect against shit.
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A large recreational vehicle (R.V.).
"Why doesn't that stupid fuck store that rolling turd in the back instead of taking up six parking places and blocking the sun?"
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Slang for a homosexual, Southern man, residing in Aston PA.
Man... Duke is such a Turd Tapper. He just loves the gooey man chocolate!
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Turkey Turds are the massive gravy poop you take the day after thanksgiving once everything is digested. The remnants of Turkey, Mashed Potatoes, Stuffing, Green Beans, and Beer. Also will include full pieces of corn. Usually consisting of 3 full waves over 15 minutes, the Turkey Turd can take an extreme toll on the body.
Matt "Dude where'd you go? You were gone for like 20 Minutes"
Sam "I just took a massive turkey turd."
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