U Can't Touch This

A song by MC Hammer released in 1990, also a song used for mocking if you don't others touching your stuff

Girl: Ooh, look at this phone!
Boy: U Can't Touch This (starts singing)

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the girl u want to be

The girl that gets guy is super pretty has an amazing personality, style and everything. She has high end stuff that everyone wants. She is gorgeous and uses money to buy everything and anything!!! and she gets guys even the older ones. She also had the coolest mom and edits her Instagram like a boss.

oh there’s “the girl u want to be”

r u gae

when you do something weird or dumb in general, and its gae not the word gay so it doesnt meant to offend anyone, please only use this with homies, if not you might offend people and make you sound like a homophobic.

Ray: Im going to spend money on my Apex Legends account to buy the new recolour skin for Valkyrie.

Giselle: R u gae bro

Allah-u Akhbar

Means “God Is Great”. It can be used in 2 ways

1: To signify actual thank for god
2: To yell at everyone before exploding a major building

Sc. 1
*Muslim Guy gets a good grade*
Muslim Guy: Allah-u Akhbar, I thank god for giving me that grade

Sc. 2:
Terrorist Muslim Guy: “ALLAH-U AKHBAR!”
*Terrorist Muslim Guy blows up a major building*

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U of M goggles

Term used to describe the lowering of standards of physical attractiveness which almost inevitably occurs when attending the University of Michigan. The phenonemon is caused by a prolonged exposure of the male student population to a mostly unattractive female student body (i.e a five becomes a nine because the highest number is a six). Only in leaving the Ann Arbor campus are the goggles removed and the true distortion of the level of physical attractiveness realized.

Ted: "Wow, I visited Michigan State last weekend and the girls are so much hotter. I never realized how fugly (and snobby) the girls in Ann Arbor are."

Ted's friend: "Dude, its the U of M goggles."

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u mad or nah

when some body is mad and rub it in their face by sying :u mad or nah ?

if somebody is mad because you are are doing better or if you are tight! the u say : u mad or nah?!

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u get smoked

your gunna get shot

fuck wit us, u get smoked bitch

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