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losing it refers to a coronavirus test, in which they shove a stick up your nose. common misconception: the mistake that it means you've given head, this due to the "swipe your nose like a credit card" lyric in the song WAP by Cardi B and Meghan Thee Stallion
i just lost my nose virginity
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9gaggers who have no life and has never had sex before in their life. They spend most of their time masturbating and looking at low-quality memes.
Person A: I browse 9gag
Person B: (*tries to impress her) I'm a meme virgin, too
A little man that is afraid to have sex with females.
Virgin Tucker is gay
Virgin's day it's celebrated on the February 15 to commemorate those who remain cool 😎 🧨💥
Some dude: Happy Virgin's day!!
You: Happy Virgin's day!!
when your friends are discussing risqué topics and it's so risqué you need to cover your virgin knees. Covering your virgin eyes and ears isn't enough. Protect your knees.
friend: "yeah she sent me nudes. Here, look at them!"
me: "Ah, what!? My virgin knees!"
a man who hasn't had sex in over 15 years, and has returned to his pre-sex state where he's back to masturbating to asian ass porn 7 times a day in the back of his closet. This is mostly found among middle aged men such as single dads and just guys who are really really fugly.
Dad, I swear to god you gotta get laid. You're starting to act like an after-virgin. Dad? Dad, get the fuck out of my closet!!
the crackling sound that is made when a screw is removed for the first time ever from any piece of equipment
If you don't hear the virgin crack, it's possible the screw has been taken out before