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a man who hasn't had sex in over 15 years, and has returned to his pre-sex state where he's back to masturbating to asian ass porn 7 times a day in the back of his closet. This is mostly found among middle aged men such as single dads and just guys who are really really fugly.
Dad, I swear to god you gotta get laid. You're starting to act like an after-virgin. Dad? Dad, get the fuck out of my closet!!
Someone who has a dick but refuses to use it
My friend A Had has a dick but he refuses to use it coz his a gay he is a virginity Wenger
The first time you have had sex with someone else after a break up (virgin or not).
I lost my breakup virginity last night after the clubs... I hadn’t had sex since my ex
A guy named Rowan who has long hair and looks like a girl who spends so much time fantasizing about fucking dudes he can’t get laid.
You gotta get out of the house more, you are starting to turn into a Virgin Rowan.
Somebody who doesn't swear or talks/makes sexual jokes
When a women believes she’s in love with the guy who she lost her virginity to and never leaves them alone even after they break up
she doesn’t even know you exist as a man.. she’s under the virgin effect
the act of being instructed to go slow the first time she takes the meatpole in the anus but upon reaching 33% penetration you proceed to propel the remaining 66% in at lighting speed
she said to go slow so I gave her the ol virgin thrust, now we are in the e.r. for a blown out brown eye.