1- Boring. Without spice. Bland
2- A man without character. Easily manipulated. Spineless.
"He's a piece of wet toast" (i.e "He's boring")
"He's a piece of wet toast" (i.e. "He's manless")
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n. - a medical condition consiting of poop remnants mixing with sweaty discharge
characterized by: moistness between the butt cheeks
symptoms include: tire tracks in underwear paired with easily noticed offensive odor
common names include: soup ass, stink butt, swamp ass, crotch rot, and monkey butt
Darn, after running that mile, I had a mean case of wet butt.
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When a girl's pussy is both wet and tight. used for all ages of women.
frank: how was your night with melissa?
tom: man, it was awesome! she gave me the wet suit. i didn't need lube or anything!
frank: an old hag like her? damn!
tom: nothing like a good wet suit!
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The uncomfortable result of hitting a bong filled with too much water. You get bong water on your lips, or even worse, in your mouth.
"Ohh, gross, Wet William."
"Did you still get a good hit?"
"(cough)...yeah"
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A sexual act in which a man ejaculates on a woman's breasts and then slaps her semen covered breasts together while barking like a seal.
Dude, I gave my girlfriend a wet seal last night. Didn't you hear the barking?
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when you're giving anal to a skank ass bitch and she gives u ne lip, b 4 u cum, u wip it out and write ur initials on her back.
when i was stone cold fucking this ho from the way, she told me she got gonorrhea. so i wipped it out and gave her bitch ass a wet siggy
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Similar to a wet willy, where one puts a finger in their mouth, then twirls it in an unassuming friends ear.
A Wet Francesco follows this same simple concept, only instead of a finger, a carrot is moistened in the mouth, and jammed into your friend's asshole
I cant believe it, as soon as Alfred fell asleep, Karam gave him a Wet Francesco!
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