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The lager formerly known as Stella Artois.
Dean has had too many Wife Beaters and is going to batter Sheila.
1. A man/woman (whatever you're into) who beats their wife.
2. A kind of shirt worn by above said people.
1. Jorge: Hey, Bill! How was your wife last night?
Bill: Yeah, she didn't want my big, hard cock last night. So I became a wife beater.
2. Can I borrow your wife beater, bro?
Nah, sorry, it's my life blood man. I gotta wear it for a certain occasion tonight.
OpposingFork's Errand Wife is a muscular man who does forks chores but in a femalish manner, idk how this is possible but fork does it, its free v-bucks and say gex yes fork has this, its very cool you should buy one for only 2.59 SYP. virtually free slave. Forks mom doesnt approve because its so not halal mode, fork doesnt care he says fuck off and then starts working on forkbot very much adding many features (Disclaimer: This happens in an impossible reality where fork updates forkbot very much and so nothing here actually happens, so fork cant get mad for something that is not real)
OpposingFork's Errand Wife is so zesty skibidi toilet max sigma rizz level 3 gyat etc.
*Work and responsibility / the real world
I know you are having a wonderful time in Fiji, but don't forget to come back home to the wife and kid...
when a nigga like me smashes your wifey on her girl's night out while you are constantly calling her to check where she is
me: next time your girl is going out without you, remember boy, I am gonna show you what a wife steal is :)
banging the wife is code for losers who have wife's that won't give them any sex. so they lie to their buddies and say they were busy banging the wife which is code for fapping or making love to one's self.
Matt was getting owned by Nick in a meme war and couldn't think of anything to say. So matt said " I was banging the wife." Matt was really fapping or making love to himself while he watched a jib jab movie he made of Nick doing a striptease.