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When one uses a dildo or a strap-on that is made out of wood causing splinters in their vag or ass
the wood splint i used last night made my ass fell really weird
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When your friend asks about your questionable decisions/sexual escapades/conquests from the previous day/night.
"Hey (insert name here), did (insert other name here) polish the wood last night?"
"Greetings. I am not entirely sure what you mean. But let me assume you are talking about how I got my brains fucked out of my skull several times over from 3pm Sunday until 3pm Monday."
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a sarcastic adjective used to belittle something that someone else thinks is utterly fantastic
person 1: OH MY GOD POWER RANGERS IS ON!
person 2: (in a sarcastic tone)woodely hoo!
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A foul tasting liquid that leaves a nasty after taste and has a hint of oak and dirt.
Yo, this wine tastes like wood water. I can’t believe someone would drink that.
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A place where boys and girls go to so they can say away from their parents and swear and act all big but are actually bitches asking for attention in life.
hey did you see those bitches in crown woods?
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A term for jacking it off in the woods. Can also be a term for mastering while small children are watching.
Hey you chopping wood back there?
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a.k.a. erectile dysfunction. When a chub is too frightened (petrified) to cum out.
Vajona Jackson was ready for a hot night of boner-rockin' but her man's unit was too scared to go into the dark. Therefore, his petrified wood "layed" low, unable to rise and shine.
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