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A trippy and slightly creepy kid's show about toys. The show begins with an African American male with strange tastes in clothes taking several toys out of a box and placing them in various scenes in a large diorama. The toys come to life, sing, dance, and go on and on about nothing (like most kids shows). These events are commonly interrupted by kids convulsing (dancing) to a color-changing background, bad and obviously out of work bands and other things common to kids shows such as 30 second life lessons. The show is really a representation of what happens when you give children LSD or other psychedelics. It's surprisingly entertaining for viewers of all ages, but is most popular with children of drug addicts and scene teenagers, because it's "cute" and is secretly about LSD.
One of the most famous (and creepiest) songs is a song called "Party in My Tummy" performed by a green monster named "Brobee". It features him eating various foods that also accompany his lines "There's a party in my tummy!" with "SO YUMMY! SO YUMMY!" At one point, he stops eating and some carrots start to cry because they don't get to go to the party in Brobee's tummy (they don't get to be eaten). This little problem is shortly resolved by Brobee eating the carrots and continuing his little song.
Scene Kid: HAVE YOU SEEN THIS SHOW CALLED YO GABBA GABBA IT'S SO CUTE!!!
6-year-old: I love that show! I always dance to the people on the TV and I sing and I play and I have lots of fun and the guy is so cool and the other people are so cool too!!!
Drug Addict: That show is so trippy. It's my visual of choice when I do acid tabs!
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Jokes that say how fat/ugly/old/stupid someones mom is
The're usually used by a 12 year old with no life
4 yo momma jokes:
Yo mommas so fat, when she swims in the ocean the whales start singing "we are family!"
Yo mommas so ugly, when she looks out the window she gets arrested for mooning
Yo mommas so old, she owes Jesus 5 bucks
Yo mommas so stupid, she tripped over a cordless phone
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Used to explain ignorance that has been expressed through words or actions by another person.
China: Girl I thought Michael Jackson was still alive!
Bonny: Girl, get yo life! He's been dead since 2009.
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Bitch who just can't mind her own damn business
"Man, yo mothafuckin momma can't seem to mind her own business"
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A phrase normally attributed to pirates. It first appeared in the song The Derelict, which was written in 1901 for a musical based on Treasure Island.
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When someone is on your block and they want to screw you and your crew up and you cannot stand them or where they live, you tell them to go FUCK YO BLOCK NIGA!
" you think yer hot shit er somethin? wanna fight?"
" man niga FUCK YO BLOCK!"
With the hand movements bending your knees and waveing your right hand up and down fast.
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someone advising you to stop looking at them in an awkward manner
you need to fix yo' face
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